Ever been in this situation? For some reason (whether it be work, school, a party or some other fucking function) you end up talking to some broad. Her conversation is Ok and you find it even interesting. But in the back of your mind you keep telling yourself ain't no way, no how I'd ever fuck this pig. Next thing you know this broad is head over heels for you and wants to go out with you. Being the decent guy you are you give her one of the following excuses because you don't want to hurt her feelings. But hell, the real reason is...