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Bicycles....

10-13-98
Why the hell do communities spend money to put sidewalks in and these ass holes on bicycles insist on pedaling on public streets which were designed for cars. Hey idiots who ride their bikes on streets, don't cry when you get run over by a car, You deserve it! Use your head and use the fucking sidewalk.


On, 10-13-98 I made the following comment (above) about bicycles, here's what a few viewers had to say





To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: hello ..
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 20:30:14 -0500
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Priority: 3


Love your bicycle comment .........should do the same for the joggers ......they have a place to jog , yet they run down the streets and around traffic ......



To:amp@ampland.com
Subject: bicycles
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 20:03:02 -0400
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Priority: 3


Right on!!
fuck those bike riding jerk offs

if you want to travel on the street get a car faggot!!!!

keep up the great site amp!

If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 19:08:54 -0400
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: BIKES ON THE FRIGGIN STREETS!


I could not agree with you more.Here in Holland MI I see these IDIOTS with their helmets,skin tight queer-ball european bike outfits,and $1200 bikes riding on the road,15 feet away from the BIKE PATH.It's like they think being a FREAK somehow makes them to good to ride where folks with BRAINS do.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 21:35:13 -0700
From: jeffreys
Subject: Bicycles.
To: amp@ampland.com
MIME-version: 1.0
X-Priority: 3

Hey Amp:
You gotta decent site, but you're a dumb-ass yourself when it comes to understanding legal rules concerning bicycles and pedestrian traffic. Technically, it's illegal for bicycles to ride on sidewalks, that's why they're called sidewalks; they're made for pedestrian traffic. If you were a rider, you'd know that you can't really navigate on most sidewalks anyway, which means that even if bikes were supposed to be on sidewalks, you couldn't ride them any faster than some fucking geriatric would ride, and if you did, you'd endanger the pedestrian traffic. Bikes are legally considerd "VEHICLES", and that's why they are ridden on the streets. It's also why you can get a DUI for riding a bicycle while intoxicated (no shit.). It's assholes like you that endanger cyclists who use the roads properly, because you think you own the fucking roads. Do you think the Tour de France is ridden on a fucking sidewalk? The solution is to build "BICYCLE LANES" on the sides of the road, so that maybe some day, we could start to reduce the urban congestion we have. Take a trip to Bangkok, Sao Paulo, or Mexico City some time, then take a trip to Holland, and after that, ask yourself who has the smarter model?
Get the grip back on your own dick Amp.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 22:26:43 EDT
To: amp@ampland.com
Mime-Version: 1.0
Subject: (no subject)

hey man hows it going??? amp land is my favorite adult website...but in my drunken state now i felt that i should mention that in many locales such as the one i live in (richmond, virginia) riding a bike on the sidewalk is illegal, and you will be fined for it because cops are everywhere in this town and they are pricks. Just thought i would mention that but keep up the good work this an excellent site.



To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: hey man, bikes are ok too.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 21:58:52 -0400
X-Priority: 3

As much as I like your website, I object to your anti-bike tirade. I ride a bike every day, here in the Boston area. It is illegal here to ride on the sidewalk, and you do in fact get a big fat ticket from the cops if they catch you (if...). So I have to ride in the street, and I make no bones about it. I stay out the way of the cars, as best I can, due mainly to the self-preservation instinct: most car drivers don't really even know how to deal with a bike in traffic and hey!, I don't want to get squished.
But hey, it's not all about cars, man. I get around in town quicker than any car, (couriers don't ride bikes because they are fitness freaks, I assure you...), and I pay my taxes. Why shouldn't I be allowed to ride on the streets at 15-25 mph, as long as I don't fuck up traffic? Here in my area, we have little "bike-only" lanes painted onto the right side of the main roads, and they work great, until you come to an intersection when the big dogs rule... But c'mon, how many bike-riding assholes have you wanted to kill over the years, as compared to nit-wits in a car that have everything they need to kill you or maim your family under their right foot? Give us a break.

cambridge, mass.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 20:23:07 -0500
From: BT
X-Accept-Language: en
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: bikes


Dude, your site rules.....but in most places, it's illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk.



From: "H. F
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: bicycles
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 21:17:00 -0400
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Priority: 3


Why the hell do communities spend money to put sidewalks in and these ass holes on bicycles insist on pedaling on public streets which were designed for cars. Hey idiots who ride their bikes on streets, don't cry when you get run over by a car, You deserve it! Use your head and use the fucking sidewalk.

Listen, buddy, in my city it's illegal to drive on the sidewalk. Driving on the side of the road is the safest place for bikes. YOU car drivers are the ones who don't respect bicyclists!!! We are TRAFFIC TOO, and we ALWAYS have the right of way over a motor vehicle. IT'S THE LAW...YOU DICK! I'll bet you're the type of person who sees how close they can drive by a bicyclist and not hit him. You guys are the dangerous ones...

so there...

out
H



Reply-To:
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: Bicycles
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 20:05:08 -0500


>Why the hell do communities spend money to put sidewalks in and these assholes >on bicycles insist on pedaling on public streets which were designed for cars.

Because it's illegal to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk, Sparky. Illegal as in "punishable by a hefty fine". Also, it's dangerous for pedestrians. Imagine walking out of a store as a bike whizzes down the sidewalk, smacking into you at about 20 mph. Not pretty. Also, bicyclists pay the same damn taxes for the road as you do. Bicycles, and cars, are *appliances*. They don't have rights. I have a right to the road. You have a right to the road. If you want to drive on a road paid for by your automobile gas taxes, take a ride on the freeway. As somebody who commutes by bicycle and works driving a 24-foot, 10-ton bobtail, I can apply your logic and say "don't cry to me when I crush your little car underneath my truck". >Hey idiots who ride their bikes on streets, don't cry when you get run over by >a car, You deserve it! Use your head and use the fucking sidewalk.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 20:35:04 -0400
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: Bikes


I love your page and I couldn't agree with you more about asswholes riding bikes in the street but I just wanted to point out that in my hometown cincinnati, OH it is illegal for people to ride thier bikes on the side walks so they are forced to use the streets.



To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: bicycles
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 15:34:53 PDT


FYI, bicycles are vehicles that have every right to be on the road, and are required to follow all traffic laws. In most places, bicycles are NOT allowed on sidewalks, and can be ticketed if they ride there. Seems like ignorance is the problem, not LEGALLY riding cyclists.

Sure there are jerks that ride like assholes, running lights and such. There are a LOT more jerks in cars, and when cars run lights, they KILL people.

nice site, btw. Keep up the good work.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 17:08:35 -0400 (EDT)
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: Bicycles
MIME-Version: 1.0 (WebTV)


Hey buddy, riding your bike on the sidewalk is against the law. Not to mention dangerous for those who choose to walk. You can get a ticket! (if they can catch you) Check you driver's ed manual: bikes and PEOPLE on bikes are to be treated the same as cars and the PEOPLE in them. What if tractor and trailor drivers asked that cars use some other road than the interstate? Isn't it the same principle? Why can't we all get along?



To: amp@ampland.com
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 17:03:11 -0400
Mime-Version: 1.0


Sidewalks are for pedestrians! It is actually illegal to ride you bike on the sidewalk in Florida where I live! Bikes are suposed to ride in the streets.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 17:01:19 EDT
To: amp@ampland.com
Mime-Version: 1.0
Subject: assholes who drive cars


why don't you give a little respect to someone with more ambition than you"ll ever have Fat Ass! Besides, 35 M.P.H. on the sidewalk is unhealthy.But You Wouldn't Care About That !



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 16:56:49 -0400 (EDT)
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: bikes
MIME-Version: 1.0 (WebTV)


Hold on buddy!! I don't know live but in my town it's against the law to ride on the side walk and you will get a ticket if you do so!!!I know there are some dumbasses who SHOULD ride on the side walk I do know what you mean,but the law is the law!! Do you ride? What they should do is make a lane for bikes. I tell ya all I hear around hear is get those people off the sidewalk that's what the street is for!!!!!!

#:)



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 23:42:30 -0400
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: bikers
Status: U


dear amp, i would like to respond with your quam with bikers riding on the sidewalks. first im massachusetts it is frowned apon for bikers to ride on the sidewalk. however police will tolerate any biker who wants to ride on the sidewalk. a few days ago i was pulling out of my blind driveway when i almost hit a ten year old kid on a bike now if he had been on the street he could have been killed probably much easier. I still feel that the answer should be to keep bikers in designated biker lanes on the side of roads like brake down lanes . they have some of these lanes in my town and they do not inconvience either the traffic or the sidewalks because the roads are made wider. thank you for keeping one of the best sites on the internet up and running.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 23:39:33 -0400
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: bicycles
Status: U


Where I live it's against the Fucking law to ride on the sidewalk.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 16:53:21 -1000
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: Bicycles
Status: U


In every state in the US, bicycles are allowed to ride on the street. In fact in many areas, bicycles are NOT allowed on sidewalks. And in almost every case, it is more dangerous for a serious cyclist to ride on sidewalks. Most drivers do not look at the sidewalks, or stop before they reach a crosswalk. As an amateur racer, I can tell you that there is no way you can safely ride on a sidewalk and get any degree of exercise. But the most dangerous person over all is the ones like you. The ones that feel that they are the only ones that have the "right" to ride on the road, and force bikes off the road. I used to come to your site frequently, recommend it to friends, and click on your links. I won't be anymore.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 15:31:44 -0500
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: Dumbass Bicycle Remarks
Mime-Version: 1.0


Hey Amp,

I like your page a lot, it's one of the best out there. But sometimes you say something that really makes me wonder. Your remarks today about bicyclists are a case in point. Wake up and smell the coffee, pal: bicyclists have a right to use the road, same as cars. It's the law, and we aren't going away.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 15:13:33 -0500 (CDT)
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: Bicycles
MIME-Version: 1.0 (WebTV)


You would have to go to night school for years just to achieve stupid. Start with a more resonable goal, shoot for moronic fist.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 12:40:23 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Bicycles....
To: amp@ampland.com
MIME-Version: 1.0


In responce to your topic of Bicycles, most laws dictate that bicycles are to be ridden on the street unless there is a specified bike trail. Otherwise, bicycles are not to be on the sidewalk. Side walks are intended for people traveling by foot. Roads are intended for any form of vehicle travling faster than 10 miles per hour. Bicycles regularly travel well over 10 mph, therefore it is apropriate that a bicycle travel on a road, not the sidwalk, simply because a bicycle traveling over 10 miles per hour is a cause for threat towards those walking along the sidewalk. Streets are not solely designed for cars, they are intended for bicycles, farm machinery, and various other forms of transportation, as long as they are deemed apropriate by the local State. Most laws also dictate that the bicycle travel aproximatly no more than 16 inches from the curb or edge of paved road. Added, bicycles are to travel with traffic along the road, and not against traffic. This information is provided when you receive the standardized booklet to study from for your temporary drivers liscence, where did you get your liscence? out of JC Penny catalog?



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 15:36:04 EDT
To: amp@ampland.com
Mime-Version: 1.0
Subject: great site


You've got a great site and I visit it every day. I don't know how many women really check out the porn on the net, but I'm one who does, and gets off on it.

I had to write you today, though, because I have to say that the people on bicycles can't help where they ride -- in most places the cops give you tickets for riding on the sidewalk! Can't win.

Just an editorial!!
Pam



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 15:22:51 EDT
To: amp@ampland.com
Mime-Version: 1.0
Subject: Bicycles on streets...


To Ampland man ? Concerning your ignorance with bike safety or your lack of knowledge with street laws. A bike has every right to be on a road, its actually against the law to ride on a walk. If there were more people who new the laws or new how to drive, there would be little or no problems. Since you do know this i wont remind you of this. Its usually the couch potatoes who get mixed up about such things. You do have a good web site though, some of your comments, however, i will not comment about.
sincerely,
a biking enthusiast



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 14:19:55 EDT
To: amp@ampland.com
Mime-Version: 1.0
Subject: bicyclists


Dear Sir,
you seem to be quite confused as to the legal status of a bicycle. A bicycle is classified as a vehicle and therefore is perfectly legal on the street. A bicyclist who rides upon the sidewalk endangers the pedestrians for whom the sidewalk was constructed. As for the safety issue, the street itself seems to be a dangerous place for both pedestrians and all vehicles but bicyclists have less of a mortality rate than motorists, this may be a point to ponder. From a purely emotional standpoint, the road rage associated with motorists is relatively absent in bicyclists, but they are often the focus of it, perhaps this phenomena is the reason for your comments, if so, then I hope you have exorcised your anger online instead of on the street.
Thank You.



To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: bicycles
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 11:18:36 -0700
X-Priority: 3


Actually you will get a ticket for riding a bike on the sidewalk. A bicycle is supposed to be ridden on the street and has to follow the same rules as a car. Not to burst your bubble or anything, cause I thought the posting was funny.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 13:51:59 EDT
To: amp@ampland.com
Mime-Version: 1.0
Subject: Please Allow Me To Offer Another Touch of Insight:


Dear Amp, The truth is that bicycle riders actually do belong in the street. After all, the sidewalks are designated for pedestrians. Imagine all those poor, innocent people being run over by some idiot on a bicycle while walking from their homes to the store or to the bank or to the local peep shows! ;-) The problem is as follows: There remains a significantly stupid bunch of inconsiderate schmucks-on-wheels who forget that the "basic rules of the road" also apply to THEM! This means that they too must (at all times) respect and follow right-of-way regulations: traffic lights, traffic signs, etc. I recently took an automobile ride to Manhattan (NY) and was absolutely shocked at the abundance of assholes on their bicycles who cut in-and-out of traffic, as if they thought that some special privileges were designated to them by virtue of the fact that they were obviously more vulnerable to injury via accident than those of us driving motor vehicles. The arrogance and blatant stupidity exhibited by these careless bicyclists is dangerous and unforgivable. My motto is: When my personal well-being is jeopardized by a fool... strike first and ask questions... later! ;-)
Your Buddy,
Doug



To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: Bicycles
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 13:21:36 -0400
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Priority: 3


Just in case you were really curious...

Sidewalks are meant for pedestrians, while roads are meant for all vehicles.

Most areas have laws saying that bicycles must use the road, unless a separate bicycle path is provided. Bicycles are also supposed to obey all road laws -- stop at red lights, stop signs, ride with traffic (as opposed to against the flow of traffic), use hand signals, etc.

I suppose some places might specify that bicycles use the sidewalk, but I don't personally know of such a place.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 11:54:12 -0500
X-Accept-Language: en
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: Bicycles


I don't know about where you live, but in the state of Indiana where I live, it is against the law to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk. Here, a bicycle is governed by the same laws as a motor vehicle.

In my home town, the police ticket people they find on the sidewalk.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 09:51:10 -0700
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: RIDING ON SIDE WALKS


Sir: I cannot speak directly to the laws in your area, but the state I live in it illegal to ride on the side walk. I think that this is the case in most states. In fact the bicyclist is initialed to 1/3 of the lane by law, Which serves to protect the walker. But the confusion of the laws has made the bicyclist a target for physical + verbal abuse. The reality is the only risk to you is a dent, he could die. so please ease up, you can influence a lot of people. bicyclist



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 10:37:30 -0500 (CDT)
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: Bike Riders!
MIME-Version: 1.0 (WebTV)
Status: U

To Whom It May Concern,

I guess who every wrote the message about cyclist has never know the pleasure of riding a bike for any distance.

They also show the lack of respect for others on the road cyclist and motorist alike.

The Law states that a bikes and cars have the same rights and must follow the same laws. It common sence. Bikes are not to be on a sidewalk. Sidewalk is just that " A Side Walk" not a bike lane. Cyclist should ride with traffic on the right side of the lane if there is two or more lanes the cyclist should take the right lane over. That way cars will have to move to the other lane to pass. Keeping cars from passing to close. Incase there is debrie or pot holes in the road.

If you have had a bad experience with a cyclist not stopping a stop light or following the rules of the road. They are indeed wrong, but the fact someone is behind a 3 ton machine doesn't give them more rights. Check with your local law inforcement about you responsiblity as a motorist. We all have a responsiblity to ourselves and others when using public roads.

In the end a car will always win if there is a accident with a bike. But to mame or kill someone just because you are mad or in a hurry is something you will have to live with the rest of your life. Be kind to yourself and others. It will make this world a better place.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 08:20:23 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Ampland
To: amp@ampland.com
MIME-Version: 1.0
Status: U


Amp:

I usually enjoy your web site.


I was disappointed at your commentary on bicyclists.

Check the law. Bicyclists have every right a motorist has on a public street. Public paved roads came about by lobbying by the League of American Wheelman decades ago for the sole purpose of making bicycling more practical. Roads were in existance before cars -- think about it.

In most communities, riding a bicycle on a sideWALK is actually against the law, not to mention dangerous: even a fat-ass like myself can easily achieve 20 mph -- posing a great hazard (think 1/2 M*V^2) to pedestrians who suddenly stop, change directions, or let their filthy dog run about on a length of rope or chain. (Typically, roller-blading and skateboarding on public sidewalks is also prohibited.)

Three tons of steel belching carcinogins into the air we breath does not lend any special rights. If you hit a bicyclist, you can be charged with manslaughter (at least). If the prosecutor were to obtain the incriminating statement that you posted for the world to see, I would imagine that manslaughter charges could become something more serious given the views you have already formulated and expressed.

Of course, I won't explore the soundness of riding a bicycle for the average short trip people take -- it would insult your intelligence to compute the true cost of operating an automobile (taking into account insurance, depreciation, maintencance etc) not to mention the toll we take on our own health and that of our children when we breath air laden with automobile exhaust, or drink ground water contaminated with used motor oil.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 11:15:28 EDT
To: amp@ampland.com
Mime-Version: 1.0
Subject: hi
Status: U

thanks for the site, but as for the bike thing, it's illegal to ride a bike on a sidewalk because bikes are considered vehicles, and therefore they must ride on streets. if this bothers you, support community efforts for bike lanes. In many european countries, they're all over the place. it'll never happen here though, oh well, i guess you'll just have to rant. Nothing we can do about it. Just try not to hit the bicyclist too hard, it might be a supporter of your site.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 08:02:05 -0700
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: did you know
X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
Status: U

well did you know that you can get a fine for riding your bike on the side walk in Californian.



Subject: Re: Bycycles 10-13-98
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 10:32:10 -0400
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Priority: 3
Status: U


First of all let me start by saying something nice. Yours is one of the best Adult sites I have found in over 3 years. Now for the not so nice part. In the vast majority of states it is unlawful to ride a bicycle on the sidewalk. In fact in most states not only do bicycles have the same right of way on the roads as motor vehicles but must follow the same traffic laws as well (stopping at traffic signals, using the right hand lane, signaling for turns, etc.). So though you may feel that bicycles should be on the sidewalk, and who knows maybe you are right, various state legislators feel differently. So until the day that these laws are changed, on the rare occasion that I ride a bicycle I will continue to use the roads with as much right of way as any other vehicle. Please keep this in mind when operating a vehicle in the presence of cyclist.



To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: Bicycles
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 07:28:15 -0700
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Priority: 3
Status: U


SideWALK thats why. If I were to ride my bike on the sidewalk I increase the chance of hitting a pedestrian. I also increase my chances of being hit by a car as it leaves a parking lot due to decreased visability. also the average 12 speed can cruise at @ 25 mph and I can say with all honesty that if toped a 12 speed tourer out at 56 mph flat ground (measred by a Avocet "OREO" cyclomiter) I would not want to be the ped on the sidewalk who has to dodge that. So we faster cyclists have to run the greater risk of being turned into road pizza out of a responsibility that you should respect. To manny 4 wheels have tried to run my ass over though the years with thier only justification being that they are the bigger Road Hog. I am a law abiding citzen and U.S. law states that I must ride my bike IN the street (slower traffic keep to the right)> sorry to be a ass hole like this but even today as a adult cylist with the ability to acelerate form 0 to 137 in the quarter mile on a Yamaha FZR 600 RE I still have to deal with the life threating arogance of cars. Please have a touch of respect for bikes.
By the way ass stomper of a site. thankyou.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 10:07:58 -0400
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: I usually agree with you, but not today...
Status: U

>>Why the hell do communities spend
>>money to put sidewalks in and these
>>ass holes on bicycles insist on
>>pedaling on public streets which
>>were designed for cars. Hey idiots
>>who ride their bikes on streets,
>>don't cry when you get run over
>>by a car, You deserve it! Use your
>>head and use the fucking sidewalk.


Yikes!

Public street. Wheeled vehicle. Right of way must be shared. Its the law.

I ride on the sidewalk when it makes sense. When I lived in LA and San Diego there were sidewalks JUST FOR BIKES! In other neighborhoods, the sidewalks are covered with little kids. Do we want THEM to play in the street? Bikes tear up little kids just like cars do.

Now here in South Carolina there are no sidewalks anywhere and rednecks would not give me an inch of space. For my own safety, I rarely ride - in the land of the free!

Granted...there are plenty of cyclists who want to die.

The roads exist for "vehicular traffic"...which happens to be mostly cars. That is why there is a sign on all interstate on-ramps excluding bikes and vehicles with less than (???) 20 H.P.

We are supposed to give the cyclist the right of way - just like a slow car driven by grandma (who gets on my nerves too).

Lastly, be careful...if you hit the cyclist and he dies, you will not like the consequences.

Perhaps we should build lots of little bridges too....so pedestrians can stay out of your way?

There are many millions of us hateful creatures wandering the planet. Some are bound to get in the way. Some are bound to get run over. Wrong place, wrong time. But must we kill them all?

Otherwise, nice page....



To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: Bicyclists
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 07:38:01 -0500
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Priority: 3


Bicyclists have the same rights and privileges as motorists on most streets in most states. However they are also supposed to abide by the same laws that govern motorists. Sidewalks as the name implies, are for pedestrians! I am an avid cyclist and by following the same rules governing motorists, I have never had any problems. However as a motorist, cyclists that do not follow the rules royal piss me off too!



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 07:29:26 EDT
To: amp@ampland.com
Mime-Version: 1.0
Subject: bikes...


i agree with you about the bikes, but here in nyc it is against the law to ride a bike on the sidewalk... bikes must follow same rules as cars.... so fuck em, run em over!



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 07:20:44 -0400
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: about your complaints


dude it's against the fuckin law in most places to ride on the sidewalk..they make you go in the fuckin street. so dont bitch about bikes..it's a 100 dollar fine here if you get caught on the sideWALK..note the last sylable..walk



To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: get outa yer redneckmobile and find a life
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 02:10:50 PDT


you have a good site but little knowledge when it comes to bikes. Bikes like cars are meant for the road where they do the least harm. >Unfortunatly some pinheads get confused and think that the road was >meant strictly for their private pleasure and the sidewalk a convienent place to park their steriod-abused trucks. >The reality is this: there are shitty cyclists as well as motorists and thats life. Try not to hit the idiot cyclists and dont worry too much about the other ones. As for sidewalks well the next time i have to bunnyhop outa heavy traffic to avoid some asshole who thought a lefthand turn in front of me was good idea i'll remember to think of you as the cop hands me a 125$ fine for riding on the sidewalk
.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 00:39:10 -0700
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: Thought of the Day
Status: U


You're full of goodwill, aren't you?



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 21:32:07 -0700
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: Bikes
Status: U


I like your page and I look at it from time to time... but:

This commit:

Why the hell do communities spend money to put sidewalks in and these ass holes on bicycles insist on pedaling on public streets
which were designed for cars. Hey idiots who
ride their bikes on streets, don't cry when
you get run over by a car, You deserve it! Use
your head and use the fucking sidewalk.


The people who ride bike more then likely pay for there cars: IE: GAS REGISTRATION, tabs and the car: How can you say: "You deserve it!" When they/we are trying to save gas?? Bryan P.S. Great page



To:amp@ampland.com
Subject: bicycles
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 20:47:59 -0800
MIME-Version: 1.0
X-Priority: 3
Status: U

Hey Dude,

I agree with you somewhat. Bikes are a pain in the ass whether they are in the street or on the sidewalk. However, in most places it is patently illegal to ride on the sidewalk. They are SUPOOSED to be in the street. Personally I think if they cannot do the same speed limit as a car they should be considered fair game............How about awarding pints for the most trophy bicycle helmets one can amass on their hood?

Just a thought.



Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 21:53:41 -0700
MIME-Version: 1.0
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: bicycles


Why the hell do communities spend money to put sidewalks in and these ass holes on Bicycles insist on pedaling on them. Sidewalks were designed for pedestrians. Hey idiots ride your bikes on the streets, don't cry when you get a ticket for riding on the sidewalk. You deserve it! Use your head and use the fucking street.

(keep the kids on the sidewalk and adults on the street if the adults can't ride properly run their dumb asses over)


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