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Bumper Stickers for the Politically Incorrect Constipated People Don't Give A Crap Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant Thank You For Pot Smoking To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings" If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer Horn Broken... Watch For Finger It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me The Earth Is Full - Go Home I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway Illiterate? Write For Help Honk If Anything Falls Off Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person You! Out Of The Gene Pool! I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off...[Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest] If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It the Wrong WAY!... Fight Crime: Shoot Back! If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep] Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph. Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant] If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One. Ax Me About Ebonics Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel Boldly Going Nowhere Cat: The Other White Meat Caution - Driver Legally Blonde! Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Little Animal Friends Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It! Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals |
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