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The Top 40 Country Music Titles40. Do You Love As Good As You Look? 39. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed 38. Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares 37. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 36. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 35. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 34. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life? 33. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral 32. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life 31. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 30. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me 29. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 28. I Wanna Whip Your Cow 27. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck! 26. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 25. I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised 24. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line 23. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 22. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low 21. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You 20. If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me 19. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will 18. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? 17. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 16. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Ass 15. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 14. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart 13. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him 12. Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You. 11. Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill. 10. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 9. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart 8. She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty 7. When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards So I'll Think You're Walking In 6. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd 5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 4. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat 3. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life 2. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life 1. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy |
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