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Date: Sun, 5 Apr 98 21:46:36 UT
From: "Matthew R. ********" ********@classic.msn.com
To: amp@ampland.com
Subject: You are da Bomb!
You are the most beautiful woman on the internet! I am fairly new to all of
this internet stuff. Your tan is so perfect and you breasts look so nice. I
want to find out all about you. I am a 20 year old college student in
Nebraska. I am 6'2'' weigh 240 and have blond hair and blue eyes. Don't
really have a girlfriend but would make an exception with you!!!!!!!!
Love,
Matt (A HUGE ADMIRER!)
********@msn.com
Fuck, you need a drivers license to drive on the streets. Maybe they should start issuing licenses to surf the net. People like this are dangerous. Matt, College really teaches you to think hu? I should tear this guy a new asshole, but it sounds like that's what he really wants. Guess I feel sorry for people with IQ's in the negative numbers |
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