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So True The male stages of life: Age Seduction lines 17 My parents are away for the weekend. 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 My fiancee is away for the weekend. 48 My wife is away for the weekend. 66 My second wife is dead. Age Favorite sport 17 Sex. 25 Sex. 35 Sex. 48 Sex. 66 Napping. Age Definiton of a successful date 17 Tongue. 25 Breakfast. 35 She didn't set back my therapy. 48 I didn't have to meet her kids. 66 Got home alive. The female stages of life: Age Favorite fantasy 17 Tall, dark and hansome. 25 Tall, dark and hansome with money. 35 Tall, dark and hansome with money and a brain. 48 A man with hair. 66 A man. Age Ideal date 17 He offers to pay. 25 He pays. 35 He cooks breakfast next morning. 48 He cooks breakfast next morning for the kids. 66 He can chew his breakfast. |
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