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My Dick is soooo little... My dick is so little I can wear a thimble for headgear. My dick is so little I put it on a hook and the fish threw it back. My dick is so little that shrinkage after swimming just appears normal. My dick is so little it has never been caught in a zipper. My dick is so little that my wife is still a virgin. My dick is so little that I have to masturbate with two fingers. My dick is so little that I have never made a woman gag. My dick is so little it has a complex. My dick is so little that I can use a bandaid for a jock. My dick is so little I can't tell when I have a hard on. My dick is so little that erectile disfunction would be a blessing. My dick is so little that I have no fear of snapping turtles while swimming nude. My dick is so little that when I take Viagra my toes swell. My dick is so little that I don't need a condom for safe sex. My dick is so little that inchworms make me jealous. |
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