By: dsuds - Date: 2011-02-14 21:03:58
most women just put those salt and pepper shakers in their purse when they steal them.

By: Richard - Date: 2010-08-23 20:28:24
She's out with her girl friends and is thinking how she'd much rather be home with me.

By: Little Johnny - Date: 2010-08-23 19:40:13
Her glass is empty and she's tired of waiting.

By: jack - Date: 2010-08-23 12:03:21
Damn retard must me desperate. Or. Has no life to shove a bottle in her cunt.

By: Just Fap - Date: 2010-08-23 11:22:38
Shit, I'd Just Jack it...

By: TheFlameVagina - Date: 2010-08-23 11:05:45
Up yours, bitch! Or maybe she is stealing the bottle?

By: Sheldon S - Date: 2010-08-23 08:28:21
Thank God , I do not drink . You know why Ampland

By: NBSpike02 - Date: 2010-08-23 08:22:56
A Double Diamond works wonders.....

By: Bud Weiser - Date: 2010-08-23 00:39:40
I just love how my girl opens my beer bottles!