As you are probably aware, if the voting results in Florida
stand as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next
President. This will have potentially catastrophic results
in our vital, no, indispensable  entertainment industry.

Notables such as: Barbara Streisand, Martin Sheen, Susan
Sarandon, James Brolin, Whoopie Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell,
Alec Baldwin, among many other, have sworn to leave the
country if George W. Bush is elected President.

And this is where YOU can help. We need volunteers to help
pack and load moving vans. We also need volunteers to
provide airfare for these irreplaceable (or so they
think...) national treasures so they can relocate before
they can change their minds.

For only the cost of a small SUV, you can sponsor one of
these celebrities in their "unfortunate" relocation. You
will know that your efforts are helping, when you receive
postcards, letters and pictures from your chosen "refugee"
as they learn to become a useful citizen in a third-world
country of their choosing.

You will help, won't you.  It costs so little, BUT it means
soooo much.
Call 1-800-deport-a-lib. Operators are standing by.
Major Credit cards are accepted.