It's Christams...be nice and send that little dick prick the package
on how to enlargen your penis kit. Have some heart......oh yeah,
send it to me also.......it's for my cousin.
Thanks



Hey ok after months of careful consideration Iv formed a solid opinion of
the person behind the Amp.Iv been pissed off at you Iv laughed at you Iv
fallen over laughing at the things you have done.At first I thought the 
site was just for porn...boy was I wrong.You are actually cooler than
hell.Thanks Amp keep it up.



   You crack me up! There are serious emotions and strong statements in
your email responses, but that is why I enjoy reading them.
    Yes, I know I sound like the cheese mobile, but give me a break, I
found a link to your site on a music search. Well I guess  it is one
form of music, not what was expected though.
Do you have a mailing list for just your emails and  responses? 



Hi amp,
            You always get some twat, moaning, what I find strange is that if 
he doesnt appreciate the humour of the site, why the fuk does he read it?
I log on to your site every day, during my lunch break, just to 
look at your daily jokes e.t.c,(and a quick peak at what I`d rather be 
doing!).
             Why dont we get every single person who logs on to your top site 
to send this dickhead a little "appreciation of his comments" e-mail????
Keep up the great work, all my mates go to your site regulary(so thats at 
least one another!!!)
cheers amp!
Charlie.



Hi ampland staff. Just thought I would tell you that you are great and that I
love your site. People kill me with there dumb ass letters to you. First of
all your site is free!!! do you get it you jackoffs. Second your site 
is awesome!!! So don't write them stupid letters about there humor you idiot.
And third if it's free it's for me and if you don't like it stay the fuck
out of there!!!  
Thank You a true fan of Ampland
                        Big Don
 



Frankly, I've become jaded towards porn, but I still stop by for the humor
links. And in spite of the idiot letter that got posted, election humor,
rants and raves are still quite active on the internet bulletin boards.



I can't beleive someone would have the nerve to tear you up for your humor.
I'm not saying you're the funniest bastard in the world, in fact some of it 
isn't that great, but here's the thing, some of it is!  As with anything in life
it's all a matter of perspective and taste, specifically the reader's.
  What I really want to know is what kind of grumpy ass malcontent do you have
to be to shit on someone for offering something for free!  What kind of miserable,
sad and destructive thing must have happened to him in his past to behave like a
horse's ass like that!  Does he think this site was created for him only!!!
 To "Johnathan Ammann" marax13@hotmail.com I just want to say that I think you ought
to grow the fuck up!  Ampland must have thousands of hits per day,  AND HE DOESN'T
ASK FOR A DIME FROM ANYONE!!!!!  I suppose that if a stranger walked up to you,
handed you a dollar and turned around and left without saying a word, your only 
response would be to bitch that it was only a dollar.
GO AMP GO!!!



amp you rule and your site rules!! dont listen to all those other lamerz ...they 
are probably gay or have something stuck up their asses...
about the humor part...thats pretty fucking funny..there is nothin like humor after
a good jackoff....
keep up the good work amp!!!



Amp  -  Your column of carefully-chosen humor is great!  I don't have time to check
the Greenguy sites - I like your Reader's Digest condensed version better.  Some of
your dates are hilarious - I tell people they were my dates when I forward the pics.
    .....Tom 



Hey Amp, 
    Great site and thanks for posting all the whiney bitch hate mail. I love a good 
misguided tantrum in the morning.        
                                                Thanks-Boo



Your website is nice,(The only site to go) wonderful, etc, but your humor really 
fucking Great Stick to the website, leave ANY traces of your loser Email out of it.
I have flogged the my still dead soft cock.The main reason I go to your site is cause
i can't get it up anymore As for the links to OTHER sites,only the free stuff on yours
as i a can't afford to pay. The rebuttals to my mail, however, is by far the best thing ,
and that was really easy to do.I've seen freshmen in High School that are funnier, and
seemed to at least understand that no one outside of the least intellegent of "people"
(me)gives a shit what I think and arn't stopped being amused at election jokes a good few
weeks ago. I can only imagine how much I flogged other things that were the center of
many white trash jokes..My Cock .yeah, I think that's a good description for it...White
Trash. I dont care about your website,I'm not some damn Christian Fundelmentalist, I just
think it's a crime against humanity such utter stupidty that not only I exist, but what is
it somewhat public exposure that gets so me so worked up  i have so many pulls..It sure as
hell isnt for my humor, I wonder what for? For finding good Value Porn



I just wanted to respond to that dumb ass who is up on today's humor page.  The humor 
section is the only site that I look at daily bsides my email.  I occasionally look at
your gallery links but the humor is the funniest shit i've seen on the web and i regularly
pass around some of the funny pics or show vids to my co-workers.  Amp cracks me up keep
up the good work in your humor archive, I love it!
PimpDaddy



omg that jonathan dude  lol what a crock listen man i dont know about you but 
what about that ball buster joke    omg  F****** hilarious   hey amp i love 
your humor, people like that just dont know when to shut the F*** up  peace 
out bro 
            lol jonathan u are a dork! 




it amazes me the intelligence level of the morons that actually take the time to rip apart
 your most excellent site. i check it out every day for the jokes. i guess i'd be lying if
 i said i looked at playboy for just the jokes too tho. you rock amp, keep it up. hehe
 what pun?



NICE SITE GOOD HUMOR PISS ON EVERYBODY WHO DOES NOT THINK SO
Riley



Read todays mail. You know opinions are like assholes everybody has one..
Keep up the good work. You have a great site.
Yours
Davypak



Hey I think your web site is the shit, unlike that dick that tried to bash on 
you.  Anyway man I just wanted to tell you I like your shit and how you get 
ahold of all of it.  E-Mail me back sometime.   Keep Ampland going 
man......the guys here in Utah live off of it.
                                                AllRookie 



hey i just saw the letter from the jack ass tellin you to stop putting up 
humor on your site...fuck him. hell i check your site daily and the first 
thing i do is go straight to the humor section. then its off to lookin at the 
porn. so fuck him and what he thinks i say dont fix what isnt broken. 



you make this shit up, don't you?  
We are all perverts. It's just that some are dumber than others, I guess.



NO MATTER WHICH ONE GETS IN THE BIG HOUSE , WHERE GOING TO GET FUCKED ,
WHEN I COME HOME FROM A FUCKED UP DAY AT WORK, I GO ON LINE AND CHECK 
YOUR SITE OUT AND, I FIND IT PRETTY AMUSING, SO YOU GOT ONE DUDE THAT 
THINKS ITS COOL KEEP IT UP HANG IN THERE MAN,  HUNSTER



     I would just like to put you up about the amazing job your doing with 
your site. I really like the times when you put people down really bad cause 
they send a dumb e-mail. There are no flaws, none I can think of anyway. It 
would be an honour if you were to mail back seeing as your so busy with the site, 
I wouldn't mind if you didn't but if you did it would make my day.
    I read all the e-mails you've gotten and I see this is how someone tries to 
set up an e-mail for you to give them some ads. This isn't an ad I'm just thrilled 
with the site I'm not a regular but when I come to the site I never have to worry 
bout those damned popups. Pure quality I never worry. I tell my friends about this 
site. I can barely count on all my fingers and toes how many people I have told!
   I only hope you get to answering this e-mail. Quick question do people send in 
sites or do you handpick all those sites?
Nate



John, you stupid fucking camel jockey.  Take your ass back home where it belongs.  
STUPIDEST?  Aside from your terrorism classes, you might want to enroll in an english 
course.  Political joking and ampland, a crime against humanity?  Ammann, are you 
smoking crack?  Johnathon, get a job, get a life, and stop slapping your monkey all day.



Hey Johnathon, where the fuck did you go to school, and who are you 
calling stupid? My Mexican landscaper has a better understanding of the 
English language. If you're going to talk shit about a free website, maybe 
you should learn how to spell and arrange words so they make sense before you 
talk about how stupid you think something is. By the way, did you ever hear 
of spell check you fucking moron? Get a life. Amp rules.
PS. Johnathon is a fucking queer name



Just a note to let you know I am not fat, not stupid and I like to look at 
porn for free.  What does that make me?   Smart...for going to the best free 
porn site on the net.
Keep blasting these stupid dipshits that have nothing better to do than take 
what is given to them for free then tell you what a piece of shit you are.  
The Commander



i think that guy that had his letter posted on 12-14 is just a liberal dick.



Couldn't have handled that asshole better myself. 
Keep up the good work amp. 



I like Amps humor and I am far from "White Trash" pull that stick out of your ass.
Why would you go to a site for their links ??? Once you've been to the site you 
shouldn't need a link... Unless of course your computer skills are as bad as your 
sense of humor. By the way your spelling sucks, you even spelled stupidity 
wrong ... also horribly, intelligent and Fundamentalist.... I've seen freshmen 
in High School that spelled better....MAYBE you're too stupid to understand the humor.
Lighten up,
MP



I love your site.  It leads me to more hot stuff than I shake a stick (or whatever)
at... more than I can handle, which is fine.
As for today's humor critic:  Don't ya just love it when these morons tell you how to 
run your own (free!) site?  As if somebody were forcing them to read it against their will.  
What a bunch of yahoos.
Of course, it might just be that I admire your sense of humor because it's so much like mine.
Don't stop... give us more, more, more!
- Brian



hey amp....
I just wondered if "Johnathan Ammann" is really only 13 years old....look
at his e-mail adress..;o)
and at least I love your homor archive ;o)
bye..and go on like this



I also come by almost every day for a look at your site. Its great. Who
rattled that guys chain. I didn't know people had the gumption to attack you
like that. Keep up the great site.
Bubba



Screw Johnathan Amman. I find your humor often to be hilarious.



Hey Amp, I have been  going  to your website everyday for two years,
mainly for the humor part, and also good free porn.I have turned on many
friends to your site...
12/14s (mailbox 15) was pretty damn funny...Keep up the good work...



I live in Brisbane, Australia - great site .
ps I'm not fat!!
Jasen



lmmfao = laugh my motha fuckin ass off for all the idiots out there that dont 
know.. you amp dude.. that reply u gave that dumb fuck cussin your site out 
was pretty tyte.. major props... peace.



...I really have to say something to you about Johnathan Ammann's idiotic 
letter. 
First of all...I'm sure you are thrilled that he thinks your web site is 
"nice."  No doubt you spend countless sleepless nights worrying about stuff 
like that.  I know I would. 
As far as his statement that "your humor fucking sucks," I take that as a 
personal insult since my bookmark takes me right to your humor page.  I 
haven't gone to the porno links, not because of any moral objection, but 
rather because I've never had the urge.  I've always preferred "live" theater. 
Being a college graduate, I found it marvelous that this clown misspelled 
words right and left (yeah, that's right, Bozo...two "r's" in horribly) and, 
due to that marvelous education, I have found that when one is looking for 
something specific, one does NOT have to go somewhere he doesn't want to.  
It's really not too difficult to go to your links without going to the humor 
site.  Maybe you should develop a tutorial for people like him. 
As far as leaving your personality out of it, why would you want to do that?  
It's your web site after all.  The only fault I can find is that your are so 
fucking vulgar when you tell some stupid son of a bitch to stick his dumbfuck 
opinion up his ass, but, hey...everyone has a bad day now and then. 
I would correct this clown's grammar, but I really don't have the time.  "Is 
the stupidest things" (sic) is just one of his many lapses, but, 
hey...English is a difficult language. 
By the way, I must have missed where you flogged the white trash jokes.  
Maybe you could email me the parts I missed. 
I'm not a Christian fundamentalist either, but if your web site is solely for 
white trash, what is this Arab creep doing looking at it? 
I really love the part about your "crimes against humanity."  Let's see if I 
understand this.  Mr. Ammann's penchant for looking at pictures of sexual 
intercourse in all its forms is good, but you expressing opinions on the 
recent presidential election will send you straight to hell. 
I'll have to think on that for a bit. 
The second letter seemed far more honest and intelligent. 
w 



Hey, 
Here is a copy of the letter that I sent to Johnanthan, I hope you will post 
this, becasue it was fucking funny as hell to write.   I'll send you any 
further notes I receive from this Jack-ass, provided he writes back and 
doesn't cancel his Hotmail account.  He'd be losing money there.  I'd also 
like to appoligize if you lose his hits, but, it just can't be helped I 
guess.  Thanks for providing a great site!!!
Jeremy

Dear Mr. Johnathan Ammann,
    We here at Ampland Fan Central were glad to receive your letter and be 
allowed the gracious opportunity to reply.
    Firstly we would like to say thanks for the complements on Ampland’s web 
site, they have devoted much time and energy to building and maintaining a 
free web site for the wonderful viewers like you.  They work hard and always 
happy to hear words of appreciation.  Upon receiving your letter we realized 
that you were a rather simple person, so we will try not to use big words and 
will try to accommodate for that.
    We are sorry to hear that you don’t care for Amp’s personality.  
Unfortunately, in order to make a web site, one has to have a personality, 
because that is the basis for how a site looks, and if you haven't noticed, 
is updated daily.  This shows that Amp is rather dedicated to his site.  Here 
at Ampland Fan Central we do not find this to be a personality flaw.  
    On a second note, we were happy to hear that you enjoy traveling to other 
sites from Ampland.  We at Ampland Fan Central understand that Ampland is, in 
fact, a link page.  Linking you thousands of other wonderful sites full of , 
what we like to refer to as "pictures."  If you will notice, that Ampland 
itself contains very few, mostly in the humor section, because it "links" you 
directly to other sites, and makes it possible for you to not have to view 17 
banners, 4 pop-up windows, and  one picture of a shaved goat named N’namma 
Nathanhoj.  Once again, Amp considers his customers in his web site endeavor, 
which we find to be another credit to his personality.
    To address a third issue, try as we might we were unable to find a humor 
web page of yours so we can only assume that you go to Amp’s humor page 
because you are lacking a sense of humor yourself.  We find that throughout 
history that many, many jokes are repeated.  That is because certain things, 
are, and always will be funny.  Especially the shaved goat named N’namma 
Nathanhoj.  We find that because Amp has a sense of humor, he earns another 
personality point.  We also find floggings to be amusing, especially of the 
Shaved Goat named N’namma Nathanhoj.
    On the last issue, we would like to thank you for your repeat business to 
Ampland.  Because in order to know that the Campaign issue was repeatedly 
flogged you would have had to visit Ampland many, many, many times; or had 
gone into the humor section.   We would also like to add that on the humor 
page there is a posting  stating.
Proudly (that's an overstatement) presents the stupid humor archives.
Basically it's a list of dumb shit we found on the net.
Great for killing time, but not much more.
    As a final note we would like to interject a simple phrase.
"If it offends you....it probably applies to you."
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Jeremy 
Ampland Fan Central CEO
P.S.  You have also won our bonus prize.  Not only do we think you are an 
Ass, but so does everyone that hits this site daily.  Thank you!!!



Hey whats up amp? Look i don't know what that recent dickheads prob was but i 
think your humor page is a great added bonus to your site,everynight i look 
on your site and check out the humor to get new jokes for around the office 
and to just downright get a laugh after a long hard day at work,no to long 
ago you had a joke on here that was intitled "Top ten things men would do if 
they woke up as a woman" and "Top ten things women would do if they woke up 
as a man"....the next day i went to work and told my boss that joke and it 
made him laugh so hard that he literly fell on the floor in tears.....i give 
your site two thumbs up and five stars and if there was a grammy for free 
porn sites you would get!
A loyal fan and supporter,
K.A



Maybe you should finish school before sending letters to others.  But it could 
be proofed by the mail program.  You should be gratefull such a good free-link 
website exists.  If you don't care to read the other material - don't read it.



I really love the letter from johnathan ammann and your answer. I don't know 
if that shit is fiction or not, but if it's true, then the asshole needs to 
get a life.
I think your site is awesome. Anything that I may find offensive is my own 
damn fault. I shouldn't even be here if I am so fragile.
Keep up the good work and your site is RIGHT ON!!!!
Signed,
I Ain't No Bleedin' Heart! 



All i do is come here once in awhile and look for some "entertainment" and 
what do you see is nothing but stupid fuck-nut losers writting to you because 
they are so un-fucken-greatful you bring a service like this to "us" the 
people.  What is wrong with you idiots??? I would like an answer. Get off 
Amps back and go jack-off in the comfert of your own home.  Amp, i got your 
back. Just call me Biggy 



To Amp:
Thanks for the free porn.
Thanks for the free links.
Thanks for the free humor.
Thanks for the free letters you get from stupid people.

To the stupid people:
Shut your mouths, the site's free.  Go whine about getting a refund
somewhere else.
Thanks Amp, for all you do.
forge



Your daily humor section is the only reason I visit your site everyday.  Keep it up!



And Of Course My Favorite Letter That Came Today
 Was From Jonathan Himself:



From: ". ." marax13@hotmail.com 
To: amp@ampland.com 
Subject: Response 

 Your reply has given me and my friends incredible satisfaction. Not only did you post 
my email publicly, which is exactly what I was hoping for, you acted amazingly stupid.
Really, you could have had a better reply to that by typing "ur mama".BTW, leave it to 
your loyal Amp-ites, which by my counts number about 7.And out of the 7 emails I recieved, 
one of which seemed to be not only agreeing with me, but hitting on me.And also, out of 
those now 6 people who replied to me, one of which was clever, and took my email and 
turned all the negative words positive, and *gasp* cleverly questioned my sexuality!
How clever.Two of which took the time to go over my letter and actually spell check it, 
thinking that would be somewhat clever.And someone called me a fucking wanker.That 
really just speaks for itselfs.
Okay, really hoping you post this one on your site too.Today's was the highlight of 
my day.Please, it would honor me to be put on your site once again, for all to see what 
a "wanker" you are..Heh heh heh =)