Why Ask Why
- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? How do they check?
- What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
- If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it
going to be?
- Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
- Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
- Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
- Why could Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he always ducked when someone threw a
gun at him?
- If it was a three hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes with her?
- Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients BUT dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
- Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
- Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
- Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
- What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
- If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only be troubled
and insecure?
- When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- Is it possible to be totally partial?
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