• What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? How do they check?
• What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
• Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers?
• Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
• Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
• Why could Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
• If it was a three hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes with her?
• Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients BUT dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
• Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
• Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
• Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
• If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only be troubled and insecure?
• When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
• What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
• Is it possible to be totally partial?

The Good Humor Guy