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From: Sexy******@aol.com
Date: Fri, 6 Feb 1998 09:27:31 EST
To: al4a@al4a.com
Mime-Version: 1.0
Subject:  Hi !!!! :-)
Status: RO

 Hi !!!! :-)

  You probably don't remember me.... my name is ****** and I run my own
website
(http://www.**********.com)

   I was wondering if it would be possible to send ya a bunch of my best
photos ???
I was hoping to either make a page exclusively for you (that would include
photos and a link back to my site)....OR....maybe send you a bunch of photos
and hopefully you would include a link back to my site near the photos ??? :-)

   I'm not sure if you'd be interested ....or...maybe there's some other
arrangement we could make. Do you ever accept sponsors ??? :-)

    If you have a free moment it would be much appreciated if you could
perhaps e-mail me back :-) You have an AWESOME website and I would love any
additional exposure !!! :-)

     I'm a 25 year old blonde college student... I do indeed run my own
webpage. And I am an amateur...sooooo.....sometimes it's hard keeping up a
large amount of traffic because I run my page myself and it's hard to
"compete" with professional sites and or amateur sites who have webmasters
that can spend vast amounts of time on their webpages.

Some things to note:

Rule Number 1, There is never a female behind this spam. Webmasters just use a females name so a sorry ass sucker will show sympathy.

next: "You have an AWESOME website" Yea right, this letter probably went out to 3000 other adult webmasters. you probably never even seen my site.

next: "I'm a 25 year old blonde college student" Don't you think you should be studying more? Most people get out of college when they are 21 or 22. What's your problem?

Finally: "it's hard keeping up a large amount of traffic because I run my page myself and it's hard to "compete" with professional sites" This is the line that really pisses me off. I work a normal job 40 hours a week and maintain my site. I don't consider myself a professional. So don't patronize me with your sorry ass excuses. All this webmaster wants is to use someone elses bandwidth to promote "his" own site

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